she's coming soon...

Yeah, that was to be expected in college that she'd "soon be coming."

But that was years ago.  Nowadays, we find ourselves as the Dicks with Sticks.  Basically, a slimy slithering snake stuck on a couple of sweaty bean bags -- let that sink in.

Nonetheless, buy our merch if you got the balls to wear it in your house.  Our items are designed to be slightly edgy and very likely to piss off the woman in your life that regularly chops your nuts.