she's coming soon...

Yeah, that was to be expected in college that she'd "soon be coming."

But that was years ago.  Nowadays, we find ourselves as the Dicks with Sticks.  Basically, a sweaty snake stuck on a couple of sweaty bean bags -- let that sink in.

Nonetheless, buy our merch.  Our items are designed to be slightly edgy and very likely to piss off the woman in your life that regularly chops you down.  Hence, our merch is cool if you got the balls to wear it in your house.